The Men In Black: Crystal Palace

Mr. Graham Horwood from sunny Bedfordshire gets the gig for todays’ game at Selhurst Park, between Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest.

In 10 games so far this season, Mr. Horwood has dished out 27 yellow cards and 2 red. The last time he had the privelege of officiating a game involving Forest, was the 2-2 away draw with Brizzle City last year. His record shows, he’s one of the more tolerant refs, so he might find it a little difficult to upset Mr. Warnock in this one.

He’ll be ably assisted on the lines by Mr. D. K. Rock and Mr. O. Saliy. The 4th official is Mr. A. Bates.