The Men In Black: Barnsley v Forest

Mr. Darren Deadman from sunny Cheshunt gets the gig for the nPower Championship game at Oakwell today, between Barnsley and Nottingham Forest.

The last time Forest had the misfortune of coming up against the over officious Mr. Deadman, was back in November for the 4-0 home defeat against Leeds United. Despite the fact that it was a particularly woeful performance from the lads and that Andy Reid picked up a deserved red card, Mr. Deadman did us no favours with a distinctly inept performance of his own.

So far this season, Mr. Deadman has taken charge of 37 games, in which he’s dished out an incredible 163 yellow cards and 11 red.

He will be ably assisted on the lines by Mr. Robert Jones and Mr. Gary Stott. The fourth official will be Mr. Darren Handley.